russ_key

"Personally, I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then go live in an old age home. Once you get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol. You party and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play & are free of responsibilities. You then become a little baby, shoot back up there and spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating and room service on tap and then you finish off as an orgasm!"

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